Black Eye "PEED"

What’s up Kids?
So I guess guess that Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas was so excited at a show, she pissed herself.

I have to say that this is disgusting. In all the years since I’ve been pottytrained, I can only remember peeing myself once(I was like 5.)

She looks pretty out of it anyway. Word on the street (Vibe Magazine) is that Fergie was really strung out on drugs before she joined the group. Maybe we are witnessing a resurgence.

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Nicole, Lindsay, & Jack ?

Has anyone besides me seen Jack Osbourne lately? Hopefully he’s working out because last I heard he was off drugs. Supposedly he joined some sort of British “Celebrity Fit Club” and goes hiking now and runs through Beverly Hills. (Run, Previously Fat Kid, Run!)

Thanks in large part to Thai boxing training, the 19-year-old, who beat a drug addiction in 2004, has shed more than 40 pounds of flab and now looks fab, his outspoken mother said.”You will not believe what Jack looks like now,” Sharon told The National Enquirer in an exclusive interview.

Maybe Jack should bring Kelly on board

No Longer Parking at 106

After five years of hosting BET’s highly rated video countdown show “106 & Park,” AJ and Free announced their departure during Thursday’s live broadcast of BET’s “106 & Park.”

(above) happier days:before the

ice was in they grills, before they got their major deals.

Thursday marked the end of Free & Aj on “106&Park”. Aparrently they got tired of doing their best Donnie Simpson and Sherry Carter impressions and decided to call it quits. Or Did they?

Leave it to me to have a conspiracy but it all centers around your girl Free. Anyone that watched Thursday’s show noticed that she was not there. I always considered Free as somebody who loves the fans and would of course be there. Maybe the “Wait Remix” blew her head up too much. Also AJ was giving subliminal “shout-outs” with his “STILL FREE” T-shirt. Rumor is that Free has a history of getting into it with BET execs and that could have been what caused the absence. Just as a side bar but, doesn’t AJ seem like the type who would quit and kiss his boss’ ass on the way out and Free is the “Fuck the muthafuckin’ job” type.

At any rate AJ informed the audience while on stage, cryin like a bitch. He placed a call to Free on his cell phone so he could relay her messages to the crowd ( Maybe she wasn’t allowed on lot. SECURITY!!). And to boot they quit on a Thursday instead of a Friday. Leave it to B.E.T. to be ghetto and give no 2 week notice.

So I guess we should all be looking forward to a Puerto Rican takeover by Madlinx and that big head Jillesa chick.

"It’s Hard out Here for a Pimp"

What do you get when you mix a bunch of unknown actors,1st time writer an director, and a storyline centered around pimps and hoes: CINEMATIC GOLD

Even though the elements of “Hustle and Flow” seem less than admirable, the true emotion of the story and the awesome performance of the actors bring what seems like trash to treasure. This movie is instantly quotable like classics like: The Players Club, Forest Gump, Friday, etc.

the Oscar worthy performance by Terrance Howard is something to be looked up to. He took the cliche of a pimp/wannabe rapper and made him human. Even though the curl he sported was…….how can I say….. laughable, I still admire him for not going the Snoop Dogg route and making a job of a very serious nature kitchy.

First I thought that Taryn Manning was casted because.. Well lets keep it real she looks like poor white trash but who’da thunk that the hoe can actually act. She exclaimates scenes with lines like:

“Don’t play with my head. Not right now.I let you play with my head because someimes it needs to be played with but not now.”

Hustle and Flow is rounded out by a cast of other D list actors who play their parts to the T, It was so real that it was almost like watching an episode of “Being Bobby Brown”. minus ambition and crusted lips.

I wouldn’t normally sweat a movie like this but I was soooo surprised that it wasn’t just another hood movie. Long story short the entire ghetto bunch get their act on and it may even leave you singing a couple of songs.

“Whoop that Trick” “Get em”

Invasion of the Bodysnatchers

Scientologist Kirstie Alley was apparently helped
John Travolta filming “Battlefield Earth” (by L Ron Hubbard)
Tom Cruise going nuts with the help of Scientology
And they think psychology is crazy.
Did you know that the author of the sci-fi book Battlefield Earth also started his very own religion? It’s called “Scientology,” and it’s really neat! Though it doesn’t make much sense in the present day, Scientology is a religion light years ahead of its time, whose popularity will blossom when jetpacks are in vogue. Until then, let’s give a glimpse into the world of tomorrow and teach you how to become a Scientologist!

THINGS NEEDED:
-A jumpsuit or clothes of the
future
-A copy of Dianetics
-Extreme Insecurity
-Celebrity status
-Lots of money
-More money
-A desire to buy many books
-And take
classes

The”HiddenTruth” about the nature of the universe is taught to the most advanced Scientologists in a series of courses known as the Advanced Levels. These are the levels above “Clear,” and their contents are held in strict confidence within Scientology. The most advanced of all are the eight Operating Thetan levels, for which the initiate needs to be thoroughly prepared. The highest level, OT VIII, is only disclosed at sea, on the Scientology cruise ship Freewinds. Since being entered into evidence in several court cases beginning in the 1980s, synopses and excerpts of these secret teachings have appeared in innumerable publications. In the OT levels, Hubbard describes a variety of traumas commonly experienced in past lives. He explains how to reverse the effects of such traumas by “running” various Scientology processes. Among these advanced teachings, one episode that is revealed to those who reach OT level III has been widely remarked upon in the press: the story of Xenu, the galactic tyrant who stacked hundreds of billions of his frozen victims around Earth’s volcanoes 75 million years ago before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a “three-D, super colossal motion picture” for 36 days. The traumatised thetans subsequently clustered around human bodies, in effect acting as invisible spiritual parasites known as “Body Thetans” that can only be removed using advanced Scientology techniques.