Save OurSelves Telethon Recap

1st order of business is save the Katrina victims next is save these celebs.

The hosts were Steve “tightest hairline” Harvey and Queen Latifah

These are the strangest teeth I have ever seen in my life. How are the two front bucked but the others are soooo tiny?

I retract that last statement. These are the weirdest teeth.Ewww. Bobby must be on something. And is his gap crooked? Below is the old Bobby.Yall decide.

Is this “hip-hop violinist” chick still trying to be famous. And why did she show up like stripper to a serious telethon.

Doesn’t Ti”error” have a big Robin Givens head. And why doesn’t she or Rihanna understand that this is not just some event. This is charity event to help people. Long story short: turn around and keep your a** out of the camera.

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Do the right thing and get some Botox Rosie. Stat!!!!!

Star and Big Gay Al Reynolds were there trying to be seen. Please without hurting your eyes look at that huge fat pouch Star is rocking. It looks like she got a fanny pack full of pudding. LMAO.

This ugly woman is apparently a ugly man named Tommy Hilfiger. He showed up and gave 250,000.00 dollars. By the way he doesn’t hate black people that was just a rumor.BUSH STILL HATES BLACK PEOPLE BY THE WAY.

When did Mary get so dark? Don’t she live in Jersey? Well at least she looked good and that song she performed was seriously Off The Chain.

Ok Tyson we get it. You were there and you still work out. And where did he get that watch? A Crackerjack box

If you think that this is a good look then you are officially out of your f*****g mind. He is to old to be Hip Hop. His shirt is tucked in for goodness sake.

Fox Boogie Brown showed back up but I guess she is never goingt to make an album. And why is she always frontin like she is Filipino or Jamaican or whatever but she look madd nigerish to me.

Mother Love is back and skinny?

Ahhhh. Somebody dropped the b***h bomb on BET

Lil Mo has to be wearing the world’s most restricting gurdle because we all know her waist aint like that.

Well what do all of you think?

Keep Dreaming Fiddy!

50 WANTED MARIAH

The ‘In Da Club’ rapper was hoping to date the sexy singer – who denies she romanced Eminem – after his best pal said he would act as matchmaker. But 50, who has previously been out with ‘Kill Bill’ actress Vivica Fox, when Eminem went back on his word.He revealed to Britain’s Loaded magazine:
“Eminem said that he was finished with Mariah and that I could, you know. I thought I was gonna hit that, and then he didn’t hook me up, so I ain’t really happy with him right now.”

Mariah is crazy and exhausted but she aint blind.

WHAT’S GOING ON

I have read many arguments on the net that center mostly around Local Vs. Federal responsibility (concearning Katrina). You can call me a stickler for accountability, but it is my understanding that the governement is a buerocracy. In all buerocracies there is a chain of command. If local government does not do it’s job then doesn’t state and eventually Federal government do something.
And if nothing is done,then Feds (being at the top) are accountable.This protocal has been followed whenever anything the scale of Katrina happens. Every state’s stability is interdependent. BUSH UNDERSTOOD THAT WITH 911. WHY NOT NOW.
When HUMAN LIVES hang in the balance why was he so willing to pass the buck? Why is it that average Americans can be so compelled to organize and take action, but not the Prez? He sat around for a week waiting for something to be done and finally stepped in. He knows now just like he knew then: local government is incompetant and a situation of this magnitude is out of their control. THESE THINGS WERE APPARENT TO ME. WHY NOT BUSH

The Real Usher

Below are un-photoshopped pictures of Usher on TRL
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What do yall think

Fashion Week Recap

One of the most fashionable trios out there. Diddy’s name is already known on the microphone and Gwen got her new line L.A.M.B.. I just really hope that Pharrell doesn’t. When he get’s dressed up it can be a good thing but then and only then. Well, peep the evidence above.

This is Beyonce before and after the show. Anyone that probably reads this blog knows that I love Beyonce whether she’s performing or just standing.

Ashanti actually looks good here. She has that look like she wants to be considered fashionable but step 1 is get rid of the hoodrat pose. I understand that she wants to show us how “stacked” she is. But does anyone really care (besides Nelly). And the last step is GET OFF THE INC.

Um.Um.Um. poor Venus. It’s sad enough that she has those genetics but to add she has that fashion sense. Well I guess it’s true all the money in the world can’t buy class. Below is a rundown of her expenses.

Purse:$10 China Town.

Sweater:$30 Flashdance Collection.

MakeUp:$5 Crayola

“One of these things is not like the others” MICHELLE!!! It is my theory that she aged 30 years since joined DC (refer to the VMA’s). Well at least Beyonce still looks good.

I know a lot of chicks that love Pharrell but he looks like an anteater to me. And some men just shouldn’t be clean shaven because it can really change a face.

Miss Keys has stepped it up in recent years because that other look she had was getting old. I was soooo tired of seeing her in braids and hats especially when she is as attractive as she is.

“Lifestyles of the Rich and Shamless” I heard a rumor that most of Nelly’s diamond are fake. Hmmm. What’s up with that tooth and I know that he does not think that he is bringing the side part back. LMAO. Why is it that he would buy that silver tooth (yeah I said it) before he would get those two front teeth bleached. Again Hmmmm.

Lastly and probably leastly, Tyra and Eva. Besides ANTM, Tyra is on her last leg. Her weave has even taken a hit because that is the fakest looking hairline I have ever seen. And Eva will go to anything won’t she? I don’t wanna see her at anymore events until I see her on a runway or in a magazine.

Lady of Soul Mess Awards

Black women this a reason why to take care of yourselves. Black aint supposed to crack like this.That is an American tragedy right there. Well at least Patti is holding it down even though she thinks that she’s 25. Everytime I see her she gets tighter weave and her boobs pushed up hgher.
Where is Brooke Valentine’s neck. She needs to take the scarf from around her chest and try to cover that up. Maybe she though no one would notice if she didn’t wear any clothes.
Ciara has plumber butt. Hahahahaha. Is Bow Wow serioysly hittin that. It looks so flat especially for her to dance as much as she does. Shouldn’t it be much higher? Now I’m convinced she’s a dude.
Damn it Toni. Sit down. Right when I was giving her credit for that new video she had. She breaks out the weave and some hooker gear. YOU ARE NOT 20. STOP. People will buy your cd if you act your age. And P.S. didn’t Lil’ Kim have that outfit on in the “Jump Off” video.
I’m really feeling Amerie. I’m just sad that she consistantly looks beautiful and doesn’t get much credit. But in this crowd of hoodrats and with no Beyonce in sight I say:Get yo shine on, get yo shine on”
Ahhhhhhh. She scared you didn’t she? My heart is still jumpin like crazy. This is Taraj. P Henderson from “Baby Boy” and “Hustle and Flow”. This is not a good pose if she didn’t know. It looks like someone needs to go to the Paris Hilton School of camera whoring.
I’m not even gonna take time out to figure out her name. But someone tell me why sluts cannot clos their mouths. In both pics she has that “come stick it in” face. Oh I’m so sorry for saying that.

Omarion?

Looks like Omarion/Omari Grandbery had a nose job and got rid of his jheri curl. I’m 18 and don’t remember that ever being “a look”.hmmmmmm